my full time vacation

There is nothing quite like the nasty satisfaction of going through old breakup emails.  What would we even do without the internet?!

When I am wealthy, I'll buy all of the Rachel Comey shoes that I want. But I'm not wealthy yet, and it's dangerous to spend too ...

I haven't yet familiarized myself with the feeling of being totally overwhelmed by every tiny detail of life, but I imagine that before ...

I am here to tell you that everybody breaks up. Love and happiness aren't real, and it's worth grasping for it while you can because...

It should be a crime to have a public Instagram account, and that should be the only law in the land. Fuck the police now and forever.

I am 100% lying in bed, flossing my teeth and watching the simpsons in my underwear.

I've got feelings too.

ANXIETY RULES

Yes, I am in the bath And yes, the water has grown cold, Because it is Saturday evening, And I am naked in this bath, Tepid and damp and...

ultimate hater