It should be a crime to have a public Instagram account, and that should be the only law in the land.




Fuck the police now and forever.

I am 100% lying in bed, flossing my teeth and watching the simpsons in my underwear.

I'm not like those other jocks

I've got feelings too.

ANXIETY RULES

A poem to share with you all

Yes, I am in the bath
And yes, the water has grown cold,
Because it is Saturday evening,
And I am naked in this bath,
Tepid and damp and barely submerged,
Listening to a self help audiobook,
and running out of matches on tinder.

ultimate hater

dreams dreams dreams

Seeking benefactor to hunt down this Wacky Wacko sweatshirt in my size (S) and buy it for me for my birthday.

This blog is full of unpublished poetry that you're never going to read. Down to the last measly line, it's all absolutely bewitching.

bummer city

How many times have you stumbled upon the resolutions you made to stop doing what you're doing with your life? After all these years, I'll still eat chips and cold miso soup for dinner, standing alone in the kitchen at dusk with the lights off and the fridge open. I'll still answer the phone when I know it's my father calling, and I won't hang up until it's too late to salvage the day. I'll still put off laundry 'til two weeks from the the last time I put off laundry. I'll still wipe off my lipstick before I leave the house, and feel better that way

Blind dates, working in food service, and confusing infatuations: lessons never learned.